Sunday, February 20, 2011

"I Prefer" Game

Ever been on a car trip when the conversation wanes?  Or on an date that's headed straight to awkward handshakeville?  Well it's time to review some old reliable methods of breaking the ice.  Alcohol, as always, is optional.

I Prefer . . .

  1. Ginger or Maryann (for tradition's sake) [Alternative - Jennifer or Angelina]
  2. Marilyn Monroe or Pamela Anderson
  3. New York, LA, or Vegas
  4. Poker, Blackjack, or Slots
  5. Shots or Champagne
  6. Britney Spears or Katy Perry
  7. Justin Beiber - Yea or Nay
  8. Harry Potter or Indiana Jones
  9. Skiing or Snowboarding
  10. Road or treadmill
  11. Beach or Pool
  12. SUV or Mini-Van
  13. American Idol or Survivor
  14. Real Housewives or Desperate Housewives
  15. Friends or Cougartown
  16. Katie Couric or Brian Williams
  17. Bill O'Reilly or Keith Olbermann
  18. Tom Brady or Peyton Manning
  19. Jack Donaghy or Michael Scott
  20. Kate Moss or Kate Winslet
  21. First Date - Dinner, Nightclub, or Church
  22. Text, email, or call
  23. Superbowl or World Series
  24. President Obama or President Bartlet
  25. Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, George Lazenby, Daniel Craig, David Niven, Roger Moore, or Timothly Dalton

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Quick Thoughts Up Early

I'm up early this morning as the wife is on vacation while I keep the household intact.  Everyone involved is a little nervous about this situation.

So watching the tv, natch.  I think the GE ad I just watched was about cows farting.  But that couldn't be right.  Could it?

Bringing good things to life
I like Obama, but I could not watch the entire SOTU.   Watching the live feed beforehand was the most interesting part.  Cliche, cliche, random citizen story, laundry list of shout outs to various causes,  Sputnick?, drill maker, lame national goals including percentages (80% of something), India, China, math & science, blah, win the future!, blah, blah, blah.

Morning Joe. - Just realized that the guy I thought was Donny Deutsch on a bad hair day is Mark McKinnon. 
Self confident!
Who is Mark McKinnon? A Texas Republican, apparently.


Tony Blair is on tv for some reason, continuing to alienate even more people.  So he's still alive in case you were wondering.

Mika's new haircut is too short for my taste, but she still looks good. Joe looks like he didn't comb his hair after showering.

Mika feet

Colbert Report (Tivo'd) - Tiger Mom Amy Chua.  Yale Professor and unimpressive.  This chick is berating her kids for not measuring up?  Her hair is a mess, "yup", "um, um, um".  Laughing too loudly at inappropriate times.  A model of insecure obsession to conform to the 19th century WASP ideal.  Don't know what to make of her smile being on one side of her face. 
Role model?

 Hi ho. Off to work I go.