Miscellaneous Updates

John McCain's Love of Women

John on The View

John McCain - As we have previously noted here, discretely, the book The Real McCain relates a story as told by three Arizona reporters that Mini-Mac once publicly called his wife "the C word" for mussing up his hair and teasing him about going bald. He also called her a "trollop," to the amusement on several bloggers. Well, some Baptist minister in Indiana asked him if it were true, and actually said the word, at a one of those Republican fake "town hall meetings" where the "townspeople" are really carefully selected supporters.

Guess what happened next!

McCain declined to answer the question, and then the questioner was taken outside and questioned by the police and Secret Service.

What particulars of this story, if any, you find troubling could be a sort of fun Rorschach test for what you think is important.

Cindy Lou McCain on crutches. (She walked into a door.)

FLDS update. Facts per the Associated Press.

The number of kids in custody is now somewhere north of 460. The number goes up every time I check in on this story. Apparently one of the FLDS women had a baby and it was taken away immediately and put into state custody. I'm really puzzled over the legality of that. Let alone the nightmare logistics questions. I guess no breast feeding for baby.

At the same time, the original arrest warrant for the alleged husband of the imaginary 16 year old slave bride has been cancelled. Yup, no arrest warrant. Not a single actual charge of criminal behavior.

So the kids are being kept in state custody pending individual hearings that the state says could take months. Who are they kidding? 460 hearings is not that many. My understanding is that in most jurisdictions a criminal suspect gets in front of a judge within 72 hours of arrest for an initial hearing. Get a dozen judges and they could conduct 460 probable cause hearings in less than a week. Maybe even in one day.

And, as my wife, a former social worker, quickly pointed out, what's up with the press showing all of these pictures of the kids? Aren't they not supposed to reveal the identity of sexual assault victims? Since when is it OK to publish photos of children who are sexual assault victims? Just one more piece of this mess that doesn't add up.

Stupid Political Pandering Continues Unabated

John McCain and Hillary Clinton are both promoting a summer gas tax holiday that will be virtually meaningless to everyone except to take another $9 billion out of the US Treasury. Despite immediate and widespread recognition as a really stupid idea, the press is debating the proposed gas tax holiday as a serious issue. Barack Obama is against it, saying, "What? Are you fucking kidding me?"

That McCain and Clinton both support this proposal has raised eyebrows and questions as to whether either of them has a clue about the finances of average Americans, and whether their campaigns are somehow coordinating their efforts against Obama.

John & Hillary - After that "special night"

TV Land Observations

Political Capital keeps getting better and better. Check it out.

Survivor favorite James "The Black Guy With The Muscles" is out for medical reasons. A real heart breaker. He's a nice guy who worked hard and kept his cool. He deserved to win.

Is Mika getting her own news show after Morning Joe? Or is it part of the show? I'm usually eating breakfast while I watch so I miss most of it, but something is definitely going on.

Keith Olberman rules at MSNBC because his show covers a variety of topics. But now that we know the layout, how about less time on teasers and graphics and more on content. The fluff gets tiresome after a while.

I still love Chris Matthews, but he's all politics all the time. So when politics gets boring (like now), his show gets boring. Take an Olberman hint and mix it up a bit. How about a week live from the Green Zone? I'd watch everyday.

Friday's Random Thoughts for April 18

I've realized that I'm going to have real trouble focusing on losing weight as long as I have this laziness thing going on.

I clicked on a headline that said, "First Look Inside Polygamist Compound," but there were no pictures.

Thursday on Morning Joe, Tim Russert blurts out that his son thinks Mika is a "cougar." They then discuss this briefly as a cute little conversation. Ummm. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but do they really not know what "cougar" means? If you need enlightenment, click here.

On an historical note, Germany seems to have succeeded in bringing it's eastern and western territories together nicely.

Kraut Cougar Queen Angela Merkel

Chancellor of Germany

I haven't watched the Philly Presidential debate yet. I was tired and I flipped to it just as Charlie Gibson was asking his first question. As he droned into his third inquisitive paragraph, I realized that I just wasn't going to make it. So I tivoed it for later. Apparently I didn't miss much.

Charlie Gibson. Only slightly less boring than George Stephanopoulis! What a duo. Was pairing these two "veterans" some sort of recycling statement by ABC?

Next time get Shuster and Zacharia!

Is oil expensive just because the dollar is weak? Is that what this is all about? Nobody seems to be running out of oil, so it's not a lack of supply. This weak dollar thing may have gone too far.

Remind me again the difference between fiscal policy and monetary policy? Which one does the Fed do? Does Treasury do the other one? Or is it Congress? What is our policy anyway?

While I don't know nothing about all that economy stuff, I sure do know a lot about Reverend Wright, Hillary's Grandpa, and Cindy McCain's cookies.

If China invades Taiwan, or Japan, or Hawaii, would we still keep the troops in Iraq? Wouldn't it be a hoot if they did it during the Olympics? We'd really be stymied then.

Remember the "nappy headed ho" scandal that got Don Imus shunned from the radio waves? Well, now when I'm driving around and listening to talk radio, my only choices are Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, or Neil Boortz. Nice going, sensitive liberals. You have nobody on your side on the airwaves of Atlanta. Unless you count NPR's Lois Reitzes playing classical music.

Jack Cafferty on CNN calls the Chinese "the same bunch of goons and thugs they've been for the last 50 years." The Chinese government demands an apology, so CNN apologies to anyone who thought Cafferty was referring to the Chinese people, clarifying that he meant only the Chinese government! Hah! While I don't usually like smarmy apologies, I really loved this one. As my Aunt Amy would say, "They don't like him, he don't like them." Harmony!

Hooray for the Grouchy Old Man!

If you're a woman reporter at Bloomberg, your picture should be here.

Roundball Playoffs are here at last. Go Celtics!

Models in the news

How About Some Modeling In The News?

No, I don't mean the incredibly and annoyingly stupid young girls on America's Next Top Model, which I still cannot believe gets airtime in my house. And I'm not talking about the crew of perky spokesmodels on the new Fox Business Channel. Though I must say, Neil Cavuto really seems to have calmed down since I last watched him several years ago.

But after mentioning the dumb girls, I feel compelled to give a shout out to a few of the up and coming smarty pants tv people who I would, frankly, also watch even if the sound were off.

Taking my role as tv viewer very seriously, a big part of my responsibility is to provide feedback via this blog. Not just because moving from the couch to my desk chair constitutes my daily workout. But because it is important to help maintain the illusion of true public discourse in our democracy/republic/oligarchical sham or whatever it is we live in these days.

So, without further sarcasm:

Second runner up is . . . Erin Burnett, an alum of Goldman Sachs and Bloomberg (where all great minds gather), Erin is ratings gold, and on two tv shows every day, CNBC's Squawk On The Street and Street Signs. She's super-smart and Chris Matthews is not-so-secretly in love with her. And who can really blame him?

Here's a clip showing Erin calling W a monkey, which is why we love her her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HgvQgGDJuw

First Runner-up is . . . Becky Quick, also of CNBC. Becky, a Wall Street Journal alum, has a serious demeanor and a tenor delivery that commands attention and allows her to hold her own against her overbearing and loud male colleagues on Squawk Box, without showing much effort. No clip of Becky here. But she does have a fanclub.

And our Grand Prize Winner and Miss Worldview Brainy Chick for April 2008 is:

MIKA BRZEZINSKI !!!

Mika has worked her way up through the journalism pipeline and projects an air of seriousness and toughness that makes her number one in my book. It's rather difficult to find photos of her. And, trivia, her Dad was some sort of Doctor Strangelove type for Jimmy Carter.

Here is a clip showing her taking what I would say is a heroic and much needed stand for journalism. You really need to watch it. It's great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgnmRx_Htis

Well, that was fun. But that's not what we are really about today. I'm here to complain about the news. Again. It's what I do.

I keep hearing all about the catastrophic events that might have happened if Bear Sterns went into Chapter 11. While I more or less believe this, I'm still curious. What exactly would have happened? Someone must have a model of what would have happened. That's what all of you finance guys do, right? I started a small investment company a few years ago and all I heard was, "model this" and "model that." "Let's see your model." Well, I didn't have a model. So I had to learn how to "build" models and forecasts. They like to say they are "building" them, even thought "typing" them would be more accurate. It's just another ridiculous affectation for finance people to make their work sound more complicated than it is.

I learned to use the SWAG method of forecasting and modeling. That's an MBA term that stands for Silly Wild Ass Guess. It actually works.

So what would have happened if Bear went into bankruptcy? Well, the general answer is that panic would envelope "Wall Street", even though most of the hedge funds are in midtown or out in Connecticut, and investors would clamor to liquidate their positions and go to cash. The over-leveraged and under-capitalized companies would have been unable to pay, and be forced to file bankruptcy.

Well, OK. But which ones? How would it all go down? I'd be interested in seeing how it might have played out. Wouldn't someone buy them? My bet is that someone has already figured this out all of this. So, why don't we get him or her on the tv. This would help us get to answer the more important queston, "So what?" I guess we'll have to wait for Stone Phillips or Diane Sawyer to come up with something.

This is kind of important, I think, because that raionale I'm hearing today seems to be internally inconsistant. On the one hand, allowing Bear to fail would have led to a complete loss of confidence in our financial markets, causing them to stop functioning. OK, let's accept that premise. But then we are assured that this Bear type deal was strictly a one time thing, because it was an emergency. Well, if it was a one time thing, how does that restore market confidence? Does that mean the next bank will be allowed to fail? That doesn't inpsire much confidence in me. I need more info about why the Bear situation was so unique and special.

Same issue with our pending withdrawal from Iraq. We keep hearing all of this nonsense about it taking 18 months. Nonsense it is. Let's see a logistical model. We don't need to bring home all of our worn out equipment, and it's only 150,000 troops. That's not that many to move. I'd like to see a draft logistical plan. Get Wesley Clark to draft one up for tv. He's not busy. Let's see what he can come up with. It will help his aspirations for the SecDef appointment.

Here' a suggested start for the model, start at the extremes and work your way in. The bookends are 1) everybody stays where they are for 100 years (aka the "Crazy Old Man McCain Option"); and 2) the troops all get in their humvees and drive to Israel in time for Shabbat this evening (aka the "Let's Stop Kidding Ourselves And Get The Fuck Out Of Here Option.") A number of practical approaches lie somewhere in between.

This kind of detail would be more interesting that five consecutive news shows covering the same stories with the same film clips and the same commentary. Come on newsies! Step it up! This kind of junk is why journalism is considered a gut major in school. You can do better.