Yay!!!!
This will allow us taxpayers to prop up those financial institutions in our society that are unsound for 3 more months, before they inevitably fail anyway. Yay!!!
At only $700 Billion, with 90 million actual US taxpayers, that's about $7,777 per taxpayer.
Such a deal!
For you good, simple, small town Republican folks, this is what's known as "throwing good money after bad."
For you gamblers in Vegas, this is called "doubling down."
For you financial wheeler dealers, this is called a "golden opportunity" to grab some free money.
For you folks who actually pay taxes, this is called "getting screwed."