Friday, September 5, 2008

Sarah Palin - It's Over :(

Nobody likes me
Ev'rybody hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms

Surprise! Every real-life person I know hates Sarah Palin. They really, really hate her! She's the opposite of Sally Fields.

Sally - lookin' good back in the day

So, let's hop on this bandwagon and start some Palin bashing!

Why do we hate Sarah so? For one thing, she wears fur. Grrrrrrrr.

And don't think that we are above some good, old fashioned, cheap political mockery. Here is Sarah dropping her hubby off at the sweat lodge on her way to an overdue waxing.

That has to feel weird

Even the Republicans are only pretending to like her. And it's only going to get more pathetic from here. Everyone, meaning the Republicans, will blame John McCain. He was close in the polls until be picked this North Pole retro-mom. (Snark!) He coulda been a contender, instead of a bum.

I would predict that Sarah will at least end up with a secure career on the pro-life speaking circuit, but that voice. It's like fingernails on a chalkboard. I already reach for the remote as soon as I hear it.

Wake me up when it's time to vote.

4 comments:

Bill McC said...

Move over and let me on the bandwagon! Often during the last 6 years or so, I've felt rage when pondering politics, which can't be productive. Recently, though, it seemed better, until I started paying attention to the RNC. Now, the rage is back in full force, and then some.

It's not much, but I couldn't stop myself from giving the Obama campaign $25 bucks each of the last two mornings. I sure hope the McCain-Palin ticket assumes a lower press profile now that the convention is over, or I might go broke!

Anonymous said...

you two have got be the biggest dumb ass in the country. sarah palin is a person with her own veiws. so what. she goes on tv and say's what she thinks. alex balwin,sally fields,and very body eles from hollywood does the same thing. i don't care what any of you think. i can think for myself. i vote that way to. so shut up,and think for yourself.

insomnia said...

Anon, said some true words, I think people should start thinking and stop watching so much rubbish TV

please tell me whose behind that is I am in love and the ponytail is nice too :)

WV said...

Well, it's supposed to be a bum, not a behind. It has generated a lot of questions. Frankly I hadn't noticed the ponytail until now. Sadly, I don't know who it is.