Showing posts with label masturbation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label masturbation. Show all posts

Monday, May 7, 2012

Catholics Not Blind to Wanking Frenzy


          What would Ann Landers say?

          “Masturbation is an intrinsically and gravely disordered action. The deliberate use of the sexual faculty, for whatever reason, outside of marriage is essentially contrary to its purpose.” Catechism, 2352
“The traditional Catholic doctrine that masturbation constitutes a grave moral disorder is often called into doubt or expressly denied today. It is said that psychology and sociology show that it is a normal phenomenon of sexual development, especially among the young. It is stated that there is real and serious fault only in the measure that the subject deliberately indulges in solitary pleasure closed in on self (‘ipsation’), because in this case the act would be radically opposed to the loving communion between persons of different sex which some hold is what is principally sought in the use of sexual faculty.


"This opinion is contradictory to the teaching and pastoral practice of the Catholic Church. Whatever the force or certain arguments of a biological and philosophical nature, which have sometimes been used by theologians, in fact both the Magisterium of the Church—in the course of a constant tradition—and the moral sense of the faithful have declared without hesitation that masturbation is and intrinsically and seriously disordered act.
The main reason is that, whatever the motive for acting in this way, the deliberate use of the sexual faculty outside normal conjugal relations essentially contradicts the finality of the faculty. For it lacks the sexual relationship called for by the moral order, namely the relationship which realizes ‘the full sense of mutual self-giving and human procreation in the context of true love.’ All deliberate exercise of sexuality must be reserved to this regular relationship.
Even if it cannot be proved that Scripture condemns this sin by name, the tradition of the Church has rightly understood it to be condemned in the New Testament when the latter speaks of ‘impurity,’ ‘unchasteness’ and other vices contrary to chastity and continence.


"In the pastoral ministry, in order to form an adequate judgment in concrete cases, the habitual behavior of people will be considered in its totality, not only with regard to the individual’s practice of charity and of justice but also with regard to the individual’s care in observing the particular precepts of chastity. In particular, one will have to examine whether the individual is using the necessary means, both natural and supernatural, which Christian asceticism from its long experience recommends for overcoming the passions and progressing in virtue.” Sacred Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, Declaration on Sexual Ethics (1976), 9-10.

Friday, February 24, 2012

TGIF - Heat Beat Knicks

Watching Morning Joe in pj's while drinking coffee.  Noticing things I think are wrong.
1. Siemens ad just claimed that their clean gas turbines are powering American cities.  I don't think so. If gas turbines are used for land based electrical generation in the U.S. then it's a new thing.  Let me know if you know different.  Odd thing to lie about.
2. "Steve Rattner"is claiming that Romney's statement that private funding would be available for financing managed bankruptcies is false because nobody would make that investment.  Complete nonsense.  This happens all the time.  It is called debtor in possession financing, and many companies specialize in this.  Puzzling because Rattner knows this.  He's no chooch.  So I wonder if I'm wrong or if he's just blowing smoke for some reason.
Steve Rattner
Social Policy Update:
Babies! Lots and lots of Republican Catholic Babies!  Ladies, start your vaginas!  You (they) are being pressed back into the public domain.  The Inquisition Catholic Church is back, and that means that you and your vaginas are back to the back of the procreative bus.  No more on/off switch for you.  You play, you pay.
Bishop Lori is a Man! Apparently.
Don't smirk, handymen.  No doubt masturbation is next.  Rick Santorum looks like he would know a lot about that.
Ladies & Gentlemen, The Next President of the United States!
TV ad reviews:
Good - VW's "riding dirty" - Love it!
Annoying - Anything by Jos. A. Banks! or BDO.
Sports:
Jeremy Lin is my new favorite athlete.
Sports Peripherals:
Natch I am closely following the Kate Upton controversy.  See the new SI Swimsuit edition cover girl. Apparently the fashionistas think she's too fat.  This is further evidence that fashionistas are dominated by jealous bitches and homos.  Nothing wrong with them, except that they don't seem to appreciate a good ol' wholesome and sexy all-American girl with curves.  After closely evaluating the issues, I am totally pro-Kate.  Kate has a Niki Taylor / Cindy Crawford vibe.  She makes me wish I was 10 20 30 years younger.  Check out Kate's SI photos here.
Bubbles
Presidential Race - The only republican candidate who doesn't love war is Ron Paul.  The only republican candidate who is a veteran is Ron Paul.  It doesn't matter because whoever is nominated is going to have their ass handed to them by Barack Hussein Obama. That's because
BARACK OBAMA IS THE MAN.

Brainy Chick of the Week:
ALISON FITZGERALD KODJAK - "AFK"
Bad Alison kicked off her blog this week after making the brave decision to leave the corporate news machine and express herself freely. You can check it out here.
Full disclosure - Hah! Just kidding.  There's no full disclosure here.
Thanks for reading.