Mrs. Spitzer, who has been called both "Silka" and "Silda" on my tv (which of course means that I do indeed need a new 1080p flatscreen tv), is getting all of the sympathy, while Eliot gets none. My money says that the "no condom" piece of the story is the straw that breaks her back, and she divorces freaky Eliot by Christmas. Silda (her actual name) doesn't need this crap. She's an incredibly accomplished attorney in her own right. As an added bonus, she's very photogenic. Maybe she could replace Tucker Carlson on MSNBC? I'd tune in to see what she has to say.
The other big news today involves 2 big surprises about Geraldine Ferraro. First, she's still alive! Second, people remember who she is. Apparently who she is is a bitter, old, ranting racist. So natch she's on Hillary Clinton's campaign team. Gerry (she prefers men's nicknames and haircuts) is a former mafia wife who was elected to 3 terms in the House of Representatives from Queens, Archie Bunker's old neighborhood. FYI, Archie Bunker was not a real person, but is dead. But Gerry is famous for being Walter Mondale's token woman running mate in 1984, and helping the Democrats lose 49 of 50 states that year. She then proceeded to lose elections for the US Senate, twice. So now she hates Barack Obama for being "who he is."
In a somewhat premature retrospect, I think the early and long primary election cycle has been good for the country. It has given us time to see the candidates a lot, to questions their stories without unduly short news cycles that allow big and small lies to go unchallenged until after the voting is over. We've had time to sniff out the baloney and see who bears up well in the long term.
McCain mostly stuck to his guns throughout, even for the months that the conventional wisdom said that he was out of touch and his campaign was toast. But people respected him for it and in many ways time proved him right. Obama has maintained his dignity through a near constant barrage of Clinton garbage being thrown his way. Hillary has appeared to be schizophrenic as time goes on, most recently by claiming that her tea party solved Northern Ireland's Troubles. Must have been a realy good tea party.
Oddly enough, I had my tastiest cup of tea in the Middle East (which used to be the Near East), where the people really like tea. So maybe Hillary should have a tea party there and see what good things come of it. My tea was served to me in a tent, in the southern Jordanian desert, by Jordanian army officers. The soldiers lived in the tents, while tending to what appeared to be several hundred tanks, all in a line facing west. They triple brewed the tea, first boiling the water, then adding the tea and boiling some more, then adding sugar and boiling again. They served it in small glasses, not ceramic cups. Usually I don't like sugar, but the tea was delicious. I had this meeting in 1986. Using the new but widely respected Hillary Credit Criteria on Foreign Relations, I'd have to say that I am clearly reponsible for America's good relations with Jordan since then.
Now I mainly drink coffee. Milk, no sugar. Though if I'm at Starbucks I'll have a soy latte.
Also some more good news, Crazy Jim Cramer of TheStreet.com and Mad Money thinks Fed Chairman Bernanke has figured out how to lube up the capital markets with his government MBS insurance plan (call it a "wrap" if you want to impress your MBA friends), which I haven't looked at yet, but which appears to be in place already. Crazy Jim acts like an idiot, but he's really super-smart, so I'm feeling good about that. Basically this means that mortgage rates should actually go down again (though they are still pretty low by historical standards), and loan criteria possibly loosen, so that someone will be able to buy your overpriced house. That's good news!
Thanks for reading. I'm off for coffee.